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readysetjeans:

Whoop whoop doodle noodleIf I don’t draw girls more often, I’ll dieeeee.

readysetjeans:

Whoop whoop doodle noodle
If I don’t draw girls more often, I’ll dieeeee.

shybat:

*romantically calls you dude*

pk-spankety:

cat-tastrophie:

So I was reading reviews for Animal Crossing New Leaf, and I saw this.

This is literally the best.

  • baby: A-a
  • mom: Apple? Say apple.
  • baby: *jumps*

spacejammies:

i’m really indecisive about my brush settings so i’m almost constantly changing them lmao, but uh!
here are some of my current settings
22… maybe more like 2…

yeah though

i managed to fuck up microwaving one of those box dinners of lasagne

THEY HAVE INSTRUCTIONS ON THEM

AND I FUCKED IT UP

kidcrimefighter:

wecansexy replied to your post: “IM GLAD U LIKED THE PIC i really love the idea of callipe taking ownership of her own body and having it decorated w beautiful colors and artwork :’)”:
yeah i just thought of it cause my arm hurts from tattooing rn LMAO. but yeah……imagine dirk giving roxy tattoos… …… so cute….

wecansexy replied to your post “IM GLAD U LIKED THE PIC i really love the idea of callipe taking ownership of her own body and having it decorated w beautiful colors and artwork :’)”

dirk giving CALLIOPE tattoos lol

i was going to say i hope calliope was able to talk him out of throwing in a sbahj tattoo but what if, after jake and dirk break up and the matching tattoos thing gets kind of awkward, the alpha kids all decide to get sbahj tattoos and make it a friendship thing

calliope could have geromy because she’s “the new friend……….” jane would maybe go for a small one of the squirrel despite dirk’s attempt to convince her that tattooing the big man slam dunking on her bicep would be the highest form of compliment he could give to her. roxy of course would have sweet bro’s moms HOT ASS…

icelands-fridge:

[grabs microphone] [whispers intensely] red like roses fiLls mY DREAms aNd [getting louder] brinGs me TO THE PLACE YOU REST [rips off shirt] WHITE IS COLD [kicks open door] and alWAYS YEARNING [breaks glass] burDENED BY thE ROYAL TESt [grabs scythe] BLACK THE BEAST DESCENDS FROM SHADOWS [chops down tree] yelLOW BEAUTY BUUUURRRNs [lights fade to black] goooooold

royalblackpirate:

epic-vines:

When tree branches get in my way

Vine by: Logan Paul

How we manage to cram such genius in 6 seconds is beyond me. This is art.

batmanisagatewaydrug:

thumbtackjuicyfruitspork:

You know when a fast angry song comes on that you know every word to and you’re in just the right mood that your eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive

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